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Miss America defends student suspended for asking her to prom
Sun Apr 20, 2014
In reply to: Uncle Remus-934578 #23 Having some pathetic social outcast hurt their chances of getting guests to accept invitations in the future is something they need to address.
420 Denver Weed Rally Celebrates Legalization, Protests Restrictions
Sat Apr 19, 2014
Anyone expecting pot to be legalized to the point of being able to walk down the street without worrying bout being ticketed or arrested is in for a LONNNNG disappointing life. That day is not coming. No one wants to smell your nasty @!$%# that you smoke because reality is so unkind to you that you …
After helpful mom accidentally steals car, rightful owner is found
Thu Apr 17, 2014
In reply to: Nuadormrac #1 Why? The parked car that wasn't moved still screwed up and street cleaning. Look,. you stupid little child...it is NOT the government job to be your mommy and daddy and hold your hand through life. If that is what you need, then get the hell out of this country becaus …
Teenager Arrested For Threatening Tweet To American Airlines
Mon Apr 14, 2014
In reply to: Richard, WA #21.1 No it doesn't, idiot. Winning a Darwin award is not about KILLING them.
'Because I'm a girl': Fourth grader denied right to play ball with boys
Sat Apr 12, 2014
In reply to: Colour Me Free #1.2 No, idiot...they have a girl's league.
Woman Throws Shoe at Hillary Clinton in Las Vegas
Thu Apr 10, 2014
In reply to: Jason Miller #84 So Jason..where were you when someone did the same thing to Bush? Oh...I see...you are a hypocrite. You don't have a brain of your own so you just toe the party line. Which is why there is not a single person on this planet who will EVER be happy that you exist.
How deep could the missing plane be? Pings provide MH370 clues
Wed Apr 9, 2014
In reply to: DumbOne #2Becuase only an idiot builds for a one in a billion chance of happening. The added cost to all planes (and it is not as simple as you seem to think since pings are a lot easier detected with 2 1/2 miles of water between you than actual identifying signals) is not worth it for …
Habanero Peppers Blamed for School Evacuation
Tue Apr 8, 2014
In reply to: markwills #1.3 You are joking right? You don't think evacuating the school and bringing out decontamination stations for something that people EAT is an overreaction?
Blast from the past: Teacher mails letters students wrote themselves 20 years ago
Tue Apr 8, 2014
In reply to: DaGooch #10 What your 6th grade teacher SHOULD have taught you was not to bully Arnold and Dudley.
Sick Baby Rescued at Sea: Who Pays for the Mission?
Mon Apr 7, 2014
Idiots like that should pay. Can't afford it? Then don't do it, or buy insurance for the trip before taking it. Better yet, charge the parents with child abuse.
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